It seems to be an epidemic, actually:
G-string biker rides up ... and down
By James Carlson/Topeka Capital/Journal
Social modesty was stripped from a southeast Topeka neighborhood late Monday as a biker in the buff flashed through streets south of the Shawnee Country Club.
A "larger white female" wearing only a G-string drove her motorcycle up and down the 800 block of S.E. 34th, a resident reported to police at 11:40 p.m.
The easy-riding G-string streaker wasn't located.
I ride an Eliminator
. What you got?