Intelligent , irreverent , insolent , intolerant , egotistical , dirty old man
Linux , UNIX , BSD , Solaris hobbyist .
construction professional , welder , fabricator , machinist , professor of all master of none .
decades of motorcycle experience .
self taught in the arts of debauchery , social obscenity , improvised explosive devices and Italian cuisine.
I don't do guilt , religious idolatry , or women under the age of 20
I do what pleases me within the confines of reasonable attention to how my actions affect others .
I teach what I learn
Online help , derision , insults , and outright laughing at you is available any time I'm actually at a keyboard . That's why my IM accounts are exposed . The only request is that if it is of a unique and useful nature and that after having your ego bruised and your sensibilities offended beyond all sane expectations please post a synopsis of the problem , diagnosis and repair to the forum . I'd do it for you but I feel I've already done my bit by making you feel small , ignorant , inept and oh by the way fixing the problem .
..laughing with you , not at you